| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? |
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