| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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