| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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