| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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