| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What did the teacher do at the beach? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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