| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What type of dog loves going to the groomer? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Which flower talks the most? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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