| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Which flower talks the most? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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