| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What did the teacher do at the beach? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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