| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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