| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What type of dog loves going to the groomer? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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