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Haya ndiyo madhara ya kutowapeleka watoto kanisani ⛪
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MTOTO aliibiwa yeboyebo KANISANI akawa analia sana kwa uchungu mpaka MCHUNGAJI akamwambia usilie mwachie MUNGU. MTOTO akajibu Mungu hazimtoshi zile yebo ni ndogo! Usicheke,
Huu ni Mtihani Tuwapeleke Watoto KANISANI Wamjue MUNGU.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME: "Unajua mi unanishangaza sana, kila siku nakusikia mara useme TV yangu, gari yangu, chumbani kwangu, mara hoo watoto wangu. Sisi ni mke na mume, kila kitu ni chetu. Jirekebishe bwana".👴😎😎😒 MKE: Yuko kimya anaendelea na shughuli zake za kupekua kabatini kama hasikii, na hakumjibu kitu mumewe.👵😷 MUME: Akamuuliza kwa hamaki,"Sasa hapo unatafuta nini?".👴😡 MKE: "Sidiria yetu!!"👙💏 MUME: (kamfungia kabatini alafu kamwambia. "nipo chumbani , ")👴😷😷 💃💃💃💃💃💃 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm.
Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm.
Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na FANTA BARIDII, CHIPS na MISHIKAKI kutwa mara 2 kwa siku 30.
Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana
Alifanya hivi; Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?. MKE: Salama tu MUME: Uko wapi? MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikie…..mke akawasha blender MKE: Umesikia? MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Alifanya hivi; Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?. MKE: Salama tu MUME: Uko wapi? MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikie…..mke akawasha blender MKE: Umesikia? MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja
Siku ya pili MUME: Vipi mko salama huko? MKE: Tupo kama ulivyotuacha MUME: kwani uko wapi? MKE: Niko nyumbani napika MUME: Washa brender kama kweli uko nyumbani Mke akawasha blender MKE: Umesikia? MUME: Poa ntarudi baada ya masaa mawili
Siku sita baadae mume akaamua kurudi bila kumtaarifu mkewe alipofika home kamkuta mdada wa kazi yuko peke yake. MUME: We mama yako yuko wapi? MDADA: Sijui ameondoka na blender toka asubuhi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ndio hizi sasa
1.Hicho ndicho chuo chako usiwe na chuo kingine ila hicho. 2.Usilitaje bure jna la chuo chako mana utawaumiza wengine. 3.Ikumbuke cku uliyochaguliwa na kuiheshimu. 4.Waheshimu tcu, bodi ya mkopo na uongoz wa chuo ili upate kuendelea kuwepo chuon. 5.Usisapu 6.Usidisko 7.Usitumie mkopo ovyo. 8.Usitaman chuo cha mwenzio 9.Usitamani fakat ya mwenzio 10. Usitaman bumu lake wala chochote alichonacho. hahaha chezea chuo weye!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hakuna siku mbaya maishan kuona mtu uliyesoma naye darasa moja, anakupita na private car,, afu we umeninginia kwenye daladala,,, tena ulikua unamzid akili 😂😂😂hapo Ndo utajua kwann gunia na dunia vinatofautiana neno moja
