Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

*TEACHER*: _nielezee biashara ambayo imefeli kutokana na uzembe
*STUDENT*: Changudoa akipata mimba…
*TEACHER*: _get Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_
😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Jamaa alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi akashtakiwa kumbe yule jamaa ana bibi yake mtaalam wamambo yetu ya Jadi…

Jamaa akaongea na bibi yake amuwekee jinsia ya kike ili akashinde Mahakamani na akitoka arudishiwe mambo yake kama kawaida.

Bibi akampachika jamaa jinsia ya kike alipofika mahakamani kuhojiwa akasema mi sijampa ujauzito kwasababu minina jinsia ya kike pia…!
Kwa kuthibitisha akajifunua nguo, basi jamaa akashinda kesi.

Jamaa akawa anarudi Home, lakini wakati anakaribia kufika akaona watu wengi wamejaa home wanalia akauliza kulikoni akaambiwa "Bibi amefariki"!

Vuta picha hapo…!!!

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Jamaa Mmoja Alimwambia Mke Wake Wasiliana Na Kitengo Cha Dharura Hospitali, Niko Taabani Nahisi Kama Ninakufa.

Mke Akamwambia Nipe Namba Yako Ya Siri Nifungue Simu Yako.

Mume Akasema👉👉 Basi Acha Tu; Kila Nafsi Itaonja Mauti

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Upo kwenye chumba cha mtihani,
maswalii yamekupiga kinyama
Unaamua kuchukua smartphone ugoogle kisha ucopy na kupaste kwenye booklet yako,

Ghagfla lecturer aningia na wewe kwa woga wako unaficha calculator na kuweka simu mezani,
Hapo ndo utajua shetani naye alikua anasimamia paper.
😂😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Nimeingia chumban nikakuta panya wamekula dawa yangu ya minyoo,

Na mimi nimechukua yakwao nikanywa.

Sipendagi ujinga mm!!

😏😏😏

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Ticha: Wa kwanza kujibu swali langu ataenda Home mapema..

John kusikia hivyo....Karusha begi la daftari nje.....` 

`Ticha akauliza: Nani karusha begi nje!?!`*

`John: Mimi..... Kwa herii Mwalimu......` 😂😂,😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:51:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali

na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwai🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

JE WAJUA TANZANIA NI NCHI PEKEE AMBAYO WATU WANAPOANZA KUCHAT huanza kwa kiingereza 'morning' na hupiga stor zote kwa kiswahil mwishon humalizia tena kwa kiingereza ' g9t

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Nipo kwenye daladala siti ya nyuma kabisa nimekaa na mrembo mzurii.sasa nikawa namtongoza kwa sauti ya chini sana watu wengine wasiskie,akawa hanijibu kitu,mala gafra akapayuka kwanguvu na kwa sauti ya juu iliyomshtua kila mtu.​
​"Nimesema stakii,stakii tena unikome"​😳😳

​Nami nikamjibu kwa sauti ya juu vile vile​
​"Kama umejamba nisikwambie bhanaa,kwani ww nani?"​☹

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
​​MIMI SIO MTU WA MCHEZO MCHEZO​
Sipendag ujuinga mim

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mke mmoja alimpa mme wake redio aende nayo chooni ili asiboreke kwa vile huwa anakaa muda mrefu.

Basi alvyotoka akamuuliza,''ehe mme wangu ulienjoy?" Mme,"ah wajinga hawa!

Wameniwekea wimbo wa taifa,nimejisaidia huku nimesimama