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Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee mmoja alipanda Gari Stend; Wakati wa kugombania Siti, Akaibiwa Nauli.
Akasimama katikati ya Gari-Akasema; "Jamani Naomba Aliyeniibia Pesa yangu Arudishe Haraka, Tena Fasta kabla Sijafanya Tukio kama Nililofanya 1977" Abiria kuskia hivyo wakaogopa. Ikabidi Mwizi Ajitokeze, Akarudisha Pesa na Kuomba Msamaha! Mtu Mmoja akauliza, Mzee, Kwani 1977 Ulifanya nn? Si nilienda kwa Miguu mpaka Nyumbani! Uscheke Peke Yako, wa2mie na wengine ili nao wacheke!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:05 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
If… 99 is: Ninety nine, 88 is: Eighty eight, 77 is: Seventy seven, 66 is: Sixty six, 55 is: Fifty five, 44 is: Forty four, 33 is: Thirty three, 22 is: Twenty two, Why 11 not Onety one?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee moja alikuwa kila usiku anapita mbele ya bank anasimama,kisha anapiga honi,akitoka askari mlinzi,anaondoka.Hilo jambo likamkera sana askari mlinzi, askari akawa na mvizia yule mzee wa kichaga ,siku alipokuja tena akamkamata, akamuuliza kwa nini unakuja unapiga honi kisha unakimbia? Mzee akasema: Haki ya mungu babaangu , Nina pesa zangu ktk account hapa bank naogopa usilale usingizi ndo maana kila siku usiku napita kukuangalia kama umelala!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kama umesoma st Kayumba utakuwa una aidia na haya…
1.Unaenda shule umechelewa unakuta mwalim anakamata wachelewaj unaamua urudi nyumbani 2.unachukua kimbegu cha ubuyu unasugua sakafuni af unamuunguza mwenzio 3.mkiruhusiwa tu unakimbia unataka uwe wa kwanza kwenye njia yenu y kurudia nyumban 4.MTU akikukera unamfungia shule (mnapigana baada ya kufunga shule) 5.MTU akikunyima kitu chake unamwambia "Ahaa eeh utaona sa nne" 6.wadada wembamba ndo wanaongoza kwa kusuta wenzao 7.ukiibiwa daftar jipya unalia kuliko hata uliloandika 8.unajaza mapeni kwenye mkebe(compass) na mengine hayaandiki 9.vifaa vingine kwenye mkebe hujawahi hata kuvitumia mfano bikari labda utolee mwiba😂 10.hakuna habari nzur kama kuambiwa Leo hamna shule mwalim haupo 11.habari mbaya zaidi n kurud nyumban kutoka shule una njaa af unaambiwa chakula mgeni kaja tumempa 12.mtoto wa mwalim utamgundua tu kwanzia sweta begi na viatu vyake 13.usiombee umpige mtoto wa mwalim utataman uache shule 14.unatengeneza kifutio cha ndala af unatishia eti kinafuta hadi peni😂 15.ukaguzi na huna ufagio.. unaomba chelewa kwa watu af unaongeza kijiti katikati 16.siku ukienda na ufagio wanakagua maji, ukienda na naji wanakagua kuni au mbolea😆 😂 Dah shule zetu hizi kiboko!!
Angalia huyu mwanamke mwenye wivu kwa mumewe alivyoumbuka, Mme wake kamuweza kweli
WIVU HUU NI NOMA
Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?
Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
WIVU HUU NI NOMA
Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?
Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.
Mke akachukua nguo zake akaondoka, Kufika njiani akakumbuka mumewe alikuwa na kipara Akaanza kurudi kwa mumewe.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday
MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatuonani mzee, mishe vipi, mnatunyima nini? Juzi nimekuona kwa mbaaali… mzee shavu dodo, full kipupwe! Sie tupo bwana, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu, wife nae kajifungua ghafla. Sasa, kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama kweli. Naweza pata 'Laki Moja' ya karibu hapo nitarudisha mwisho wa mwezi…?😂😂😂😂😂
