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Mzee kaingia pharmacy,
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?….Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka …majimaji yaliyomo kwenye
kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:01 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee kaingia pharmacy,
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?….Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka …majimaji yaliyomo kwenye
kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;
MZEE: Nipe jibu, ina utamu wa sukari au chumvi au pilipili?
MFAMASIA: Kama chumvichumvi
MZEE: Hakuna sukari
MFAMASIA: Sukari hakuna kabisa
MZEE: Loh asante chukua hii alfu tano nashukuru sana, dokta alinambia nipime mkojo wangu kama nina kisukari, kumbe sina asante bwana mdogo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.
Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..
Angalia huyu house girl wa mzungu alichokifanya na anachokisema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:31 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
House girl mmoja alipewa kazi na mzungu mara akavunja sahani. Mzungu aliporejea,kazin akamuuliza 'what happened to my plate? House girl akajbu: 'The dog wow wow friji paaa, mchuzi mwaaaa the vyombo pangalapangala the sahan ngelengenjee……the pasuka paaaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂hadi saiz mzungu bado anasoma dictionary hajui lugha gani imetumika
Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
atafanyaje wakati wote ni wanaume? mchungaji akapiga moyo konde na kusema "tangu sasa ninyi ni MAN UNITED"
Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dogo kampigia simu baba yake; DOGO: Baba katika zile shilingi laki mbili ulizonipa nikalipe ada nimetumia shilingi alfu 30 kubeti BABA : Unasema nini we mpumbavu mshenzi mkubwa? Nimekukanya mara ngapi kuhusu kubeti? DOGO : Lakini baba BABA : Lakini baba nini ngoja urudi utaona ntakachofanya. DOGO : Nilitaka kukwambia kuwa nimeshinda shilingi milioni 3 BABA : Ndio hayo ninayosema wewe mpumbavu sana kwanini hukutumia laki nzima kubeti? Si ungepata pesa nyingi zaidi? Ngoja urudi niwataarifu ndugu zako kuhusu uulivyo na akili za kuamua haraka mwanangu mpenzi…
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema.. Order! Order… Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu … Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza.. i think wananiandalia chapati 😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😂
