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Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dogo kampigia simu baba yake; DOGO: Baba katika zile shilingi laki mbili ulizonipa nikalipe ada nimetumia shilingi alfu 30 kubeti BABA : Unasema nini we mpumbavu mshenzi mkubwa? Nimekukanya mara ngapi kuhusu kubeti? DOGO : Lakini baba BABA : Lakini baba nini ngoja urudi utaona ntakachofanya. DOGO : Nilitaka kukwambia kuwa nimeshinda shilingi milioni 3 BABA : Ndio hayo ninayosema wewe mpumbavu sana kwanini hukutumia laki nzima kubeti? Si ungepata pesa nyingi zaidi? Ngoja urudi niwataarifu ndugu zako kuhusu uulivyo na akili za kuamua haraka mwanangu mpenzi…
Soma hii, kama wewe ndio mzazi wa huyu msichana ungefanyaje?
Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,
mwanao anakupigia simu baba/mama mimi mzima sijafa mpenzi wangu ABDUL aliniambia nishuke Chalinze ili niwe nae kwa siku mbili alafu niende shule je, wewe mzazi unge mfanyaje mwanao?
Angalia alichokifanya huyu mtu baada ya kuokota wallet ya thamani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station "naitwa Juma nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki7, ATM card na karatasi yenye PIN ya ATM card na kijimfuko cha dhahabu" Mtangazaji akasema, kwa hiyo ungependa kumrudishia mwenyewe kama anakusikiliza? Jamaa akajibu; hapana, ninaomba kumuombea dedication wimbo wa R.Kelly usemao "U SAVED ME" umfikie popote alipo!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ukimchoka mkeo, waweza kumtaftia sababu za kumuacha kama hizi
_ 1. Missed calls 16? Umeua betri la simu yangu. Kwa hiyo hata mimi unaweza kuniua… It's Over!!! _ 2. Hata hunieshimu. Mi naongea na wewe lakini we upo bize unavuta pumzi? It's over! _ 3. Nimekupigia umepokea simu hapohapo. Huna subira. It’s over!! _
4. Nilikwambia huwa napenda chakula cha moto lakini hujanipashia ice cream. Hunijali. It's over! _ 5. Nimekupa mayai mawili, moja uchemshe jingine ukaange. We umekaanga ambalo ulitakiwa kuchemsha na umechemsha ulilotakiwa kukaanga. Huniheshimu, It’s over! _ 6. Nimekuita DARLING na wewe ukaniita HONEY. Yani kwa maana nyingine unamuita mama yangu NYUKI. Huheshimu wazazi wangu, fungasha kilicho chako. its over.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Trafik mlevi alisimamisha gari Mama akapaki pembeni akaona trafik anakuja akiwa anayumba! Alipofika akasema, "naomba leseni yako." Mama akasachi mkoba Wake akatoa kioo kidogo cha kujtazama akampatia! Trafik akakiangalia kwa dakika 2 Akasema sasa si ungesema kama wewe ni trafik mwenzangu! Haya nenda Ulevi sio mzuri 😄😄😄😄
