eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
Whatβs a cannibalβs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ππ¦·
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? π¨ A spπ»π¦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππWhat's a π doing in a π booth? This π€elephant's got a ππ€³ appointment! π€£π
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏοΈ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? π°π"
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Whatβs a tornadoβs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺοΈWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! π―
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Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? π΄ββοΈπ€ It was just two-tired! π
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" ποΈ
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the π and wanting a break from the chilly weather! βοΈπ¦π΄
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! π
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈποΈAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to βοΈ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? π΄π
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish π love to swim in schools? π« Because they know it's fintelligent! ππ
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What bird loves construction work?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¨π¦ What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! ποΈπ¦
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the πΆ keep tripping? It's a π€pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a πΆββοΈruff time finding its πΎbalance!
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? π€ His days were numbered! πππ΅
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π I'm a fruity delight, π€ π But not made for your feet! π Guess what I'm called? ππ
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Jokes for All Occasions: 10 Hilarious Gems for Every Mood
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? π΄π
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What starts and ends with βeβ and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny π? π€
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? π€‘π
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Why is the forest so noisy?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π³ Why does the forest sound like a party? π It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest πΆ emoji-filled secret?
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? π"ποΈ
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys π€ ride horses? It's like dating! π΄πΉ They're tired of wrangling cows π And need a wild ride instead! π€ͺπ
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! π€
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? π΄ββ οΈ Because he was standing on the deck! ποΈ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! π
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What runs but never walks?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, π Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! πͺοΈ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ππ₯
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What did the teacher do at the beach? ποΈ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! π³β¨
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How long should an elephantβs legs be?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π How long should an elephantβs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! π
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What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? π€ This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! π¦ What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? π½οΈ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! π
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πβπ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! π₯π€£
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»βοΈπ¦: Where do polar bears keep their money? π€π°
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? π€ Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ππ
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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