eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Where can you learn to make ice cream? ๐จ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! ๐ฐ๐ง
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Why donโt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? ๐ฆโ๏ธ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! ๐๐คฃ
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐What swims in the sea, but can't see? ๐ค This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! ๐ Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ๐๐
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling cows ๐ And need a wild ride instead! ๐คช๐
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Where do baby pens spend their day? ๐ค They have a "write" of passage to the ๐ซ Pen-dergarten! ๐ผโ๏ธ
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were numbered! ๐๐๐ต
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ญ "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! ๐ง๐"
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Whatโs a math teacherโs favorite tool?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ๐๐
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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! ๐๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ๐๐ญ
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? ๐คฃ
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Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! ๐ฏ
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Why did the chicken go to jail?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the chicken go to jail? ๐ Because it was caught eggtremely ๐ฃ bad-beaking! ๐คญ
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? ๐จ A sp๐ป๐ฆctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ๐๐ฐ
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Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time - Prepare for Rib-Tickling Hilarity!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท What do you call a pig that does karate? ๐ฅ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! ๐ฝ๐ฅ Can you guess his name?
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? ๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! ๐ด๐พโจ
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ What aroma tickles your ๐ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐ and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? ๐ฆ๐จ
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" ๐ฅ
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How do you catch a polar bear?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! โ๏ธ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, ๐ค How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? ๐ป๐ฃ Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, ๐ So put on your thinking caps, my dear! ๐งขโจ
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (8 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather โ๏ธ๐ง๏ธ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it!"? ๐
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? ๐
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? ๐ค Prepare to be bamboozled! ๐" โ๏ธ
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How did the boy react when his turtle died?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the ๐ข race now!" ๐
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What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? ๐ฆ๐ Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆด What tickles a skeletonโs funny bone? ๐คฃ
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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious jokes guaranteed to brighten your day! Get ready to giggle till it hurts!
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