eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ Where do baby pens spend their day? π€ They have a "write" of passage to the π« Pen-dergarten! πΌβοΈ
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§πΌπ€π« Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? π€π§ββοΈπ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ππ Can you guess why?
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! βοΈπ
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Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, π π½ Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! π§ π But where, you ask, is this magical place? π€ π Where numbers and laughter embrace? π π½ Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile π π It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! π π So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ββοΈβ π‘ Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? π€ Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! π€ The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! βοΈ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! π© Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? π
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? π€π
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»βοΈπ¦: Where do polar bears keep their money? π€π°
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! π What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? π΄π
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? π€£
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnβt feeling well?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the horse need a doctor? π΄π·
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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How did the hairdresser win the race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πββοΈWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a πcutting edgeπ and a π¨blow-dryer boost! No wonder she left the competition πββοΈ in the dust!πͺοΈ Can you unravel her secret? π€
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Jokes for All Occasions: 10 Hilarious Gems for Every Mood
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? π€πΉβ€οΈ
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Whatβs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦π£οΈ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! π€π‘
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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅οΈββοΈ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a π with no π, no π¦΅, and no π₯? I bet they've mastered the art of βοΈ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? π"
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! π§π"
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press your luck! πβ¨
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What dies but never lives?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, πΉ Like a plant, but no roots survive. π± Among the living, I'm the odd one out, π Guess what dies but never shouts? π€π
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Whatβs the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Whatβs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? π€π
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What π·οΈ has 18 legs, π¦ can't escape, and πββοΈ runs away from?
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Why didnβt Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures π¦ flock to me? Is it because I'm a πsucker for attention?
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! π
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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! πΆ
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Why donβt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? π¦βοΈ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! ππ€£
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What did the teacher do at the beach? ποΈ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! π³β¨
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Why did the chicken go to jail?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the chicken go to jail? π Because it was caught eggtremely π£ bad-beaking! π€
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆββοΈWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! π€β¨
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