Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍖🍗💀 What does a 💀 order for dinner?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I come and go, yet never thrive, 🌹 Like a plant, but no roots survive. 🌱 Among the living, I'm the odd one out, 😂 Guess what dies but never shouts? 🤔💀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧱Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?🧱 Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! 😄🏰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. 🚓 "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" 🕊️ #FowlPlay

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🏝️🖊️Aloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to ✈️ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? 🌴🌊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey 🍗 make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔥 "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? 🤔 Prepare to be bamboozled! 😄" ❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐴 Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? 🤔 Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! 🤭"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? 🦃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌟 What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny 💌? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️❄️ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! 🤔❄️🧛‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 👓-wearing teacher shine brighter than the 🌞? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! 😎👩‍🏫

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚿Why did the 🦹‍♂️robber take a shower?🤔 To wash away his 👣footprints, leaving no 😎clues behind!🔍😅

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕒 Tick-tock, don't be blind! 🤔 Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? 😂 A riddle that'll blow your mind! 🧠💥 No time to waste, let's find! 🕵️‍♀️🔎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🃏 Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 🏴‍☠️ Because he was standing on the deck! 🏖️ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! 🙅‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious jokes guaranteed to brighten your day! Get ready to giggle till it hurts!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡 Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 😂🍿

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎣 What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? 📚 Because they always catch a lot of 🐟 "book"worms! 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? 🦆✈️ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! 😄🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎭Who's the 🎶grooviest🎶 monster to 💃dance💃 with? They've got moves like 🕺Jagger, and a 💃rhythm that's 🔥hotter🔥 than a 🔥dragon🔥! Can you crack this 👻mysterious👻 riddle? 🤔😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's ✨sunny☀️, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like 🎉turkey paradise!🍗

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight 🌼 Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? 🌸💬 With petals as lips, it never misses a chance 🌺😄 To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! 💃🌻

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐢 When his turtle died, the boy's face turned 😮, his tears flowed like a 💦, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the 🐢 race now!" 🏁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦚 In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. 🦚

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚪 Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! 🕵️‍♂️😄🚪