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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
What do elves learn in school?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!πβ¨
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures π¦ flock to me? Is it because I'm a πsucker for attention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΄ Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? π€ Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! π€"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, π Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! πͺοΈ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ππ₯
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§πΌπ€π« Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? π€π§ββοΈπ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ππ Can you guess why?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½οΈ What kind of table can you have for dinner? π€β It's not just any table... it's a table with a π! Guess the answer, if you're able! πβ¨
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and β¨shineβ¨ like a π«starπ«! Show her your π§ geniusπ§ and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! π
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ΈββοΈπ€ΉββοΈπ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! ππ€ΉββοΈπ€ΈββοΈ
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" π¦π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? π§ββοΈ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on πpumpkin seeds to predict their fate!