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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
Whatโs black and white over and over again?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ผ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! ๐บ ๐ฆ With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! ๐ฆ โช๏ธโซ๏ธ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, โซ๏ธโช๏ธ ๐๐ Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! ๐น๐
Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather โ๏ธ๐ง๏ธ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures ๐ฆ flock to me? Is it because I'm a ๐sucker for attention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฐ To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the ๐ฉ & conjure a carrot-scented โจ or hypnotize it with a ๐ฐ๏ธ. Don't worry, no ๐ were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Where can you learn to make ice cream? ๐จ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! ๐ฐ๐ง
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! Gaze up high, and you'll see me shine, Guess what I am, it's riddle time! ๐คโจ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? ๐๐ฎ It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ like a ๐ซstar๐ซ! Show her your ๐ง genius๐ง and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What does Santa clean his sleigh with? โ๏ธ๐งน It's not soap or water, that's just sly! ๐ซ๐งผ His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! ๐กโจ A magical tool that sparkles at night! ๐ชโจ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! ๐ But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! ๐ค๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? ๐ฑ Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. ๐งด๐ Now, can you crack this mystery? ๐๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! ๐คโจ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐โโ๏ธWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a ๐cutting edge๐ and a ๐จblow-dryer boost! No wonder she left the competition ๐โโ๏ธ in the dust!๐ช๏ธ Can you unravel her secret? ๐ค
The Laughter Lounge: 10 Jokes to Make Your Day Shine
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Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"The Laughter Lounge: 10 Jokes to Make Your Day Shine" Welcome to the laughter lounge, where smiles are served with a side of chuckles and laughter is the main course! Brace yourself for a bellyaching journey through the most hilarious jokes that will brighten up even the dreariest of days. So grab your funny bone and let's dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme!
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, and a ๐rhythm that's ๐ฅhotter๐ฅ than a ๐ฅdragon๐ฅ! Can you crack this ๐ปmysterious๐ป riddle? ๐ค๐