eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
𦴠What tickles a skeletonβs funny bone? π€£
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Whatβs a math teacherβs favorite tool?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ππ
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What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's β¨sunnyβοΈ, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like πturkey paradise!π
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? π± Because 7 ate 9! ππ½οΈ
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? π»βοΈ They can't decide where to vote! π³οΈπ
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! πΆββοΈπ
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What aroma tickles your π at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your π and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? π¦π¨
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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? π§ββοΈ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on πpumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
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Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? π΄ββοΈπ€ It was just two-tired! π
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈβοΈ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! π€βοΈπ§ββοΈ
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈποΈAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to βοΈ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? π΄π
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went π "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏοΈ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? π°π"
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? π€ #WhosWrongHere
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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
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Which bus crossed the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? ππ
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Whatβs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦π£οΈ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! π€π‘
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Which Budgie owns the cage?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? π€
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π I'm a fruity delight, π€ π But not made for your feet! π Guess what I'm called? ππ
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Where can you always find a peacock?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. π¦
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Whatβs a spiderβs favorite thing to do on a computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π·οΈπΈοΈ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? π±οΈπ·οΈ
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What dies but never lives?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, πΉ Like a plant, but no roots survive. π± Among the living, I'm the odd one out, π Guess what dies but never shouts? π€π
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What π·οΈ has 18 legs, π¦ can't escape, and πββοΈ runs away from?
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? π π π π + πͺ° = ?
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Why didnβt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? π€π The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! π Stay tuned for the punchline! ππ₯
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ππ
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Whatβs a batβs favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What's a bat's favorite pastime? π€ Hint: It's not just hanging around! ππΎβ¨
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Why was Santaβs helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? π
π»π§ββοΈ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! π€·ββοΈπ’π
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, βοΈ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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