What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½οΈ What kind of table can you have for dinner? π€β It's not just any table... it's a table with a π! Guess the answer, if you're able! πβ¨
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where do ghosts go for a swim?π In a π»ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ππ»
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! π
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was π€ "second" sick!
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Why was Santaβs helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? π
π»π§ββοΈ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! π€·ββοΈπ’π
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Laugh Your Way Through the Day: 10 Jokes for Instant Cheer
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! π€ Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! π
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π° To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the π© & conjure a carrot-scented β¨ or hypnotize it with a π°οΈ. Don't worry, no π were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? π
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How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a π¦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ππΎ
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" π₯
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ
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Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, π π½ Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! π§ π But where, you ask, is this magical place? π€ π Where numbers and laughter embrace? π π½ Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile π π It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! π π So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ββοΈβ π‘ Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? π€ Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! π€ The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! βοΈ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! π© Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? π
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ππ
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? π£ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! ππ€
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