Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? 🍌🍵 Can you crack their secret code? 😄 Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! 🍎🍓☕️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🃏 Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 🏴‍☠️ Because he was standing on the deck! 🏖️ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! 🙅‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? 🚴‍♂️💤 It was just two-tired! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌬️What's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! 👻🚀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌽I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just 🌽 all the more!🍎🍌🍇🍊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" 🐦😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍖🍗💀 What does a 💀 order for dinner?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the monster ask his sweetheart? 🤔👹❤️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦆: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? 🤡😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the boy run around his bed? 🏃‍♂️🛏️ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! 😴👾✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐱Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "🎶Hey diddle diddle, the 🌕 and the 🐄 I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"🎶

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did 🥬 beat 🥕 in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐟What swims in the sea, but can't see? 🤔 This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! 😂 Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! 🌊😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦴 What tickles a skeleton’s funny bone? 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? 🐴😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎺🥶 What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen 🎺? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! ❄️🕵️‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕒 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was 🤕 "second" sick!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎵 "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" 🎵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥕: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? 🍄: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! 🎶 #VeggieJokes

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures 🦉 flock to me? Is it because I'm a 💉sucker for attention?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦟 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! 🚶‍♀️📞

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎅 What does Santa clean his sleigh with? ❄️🧹 It's not soap or water, that's just sly! 🚫🧼 His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! 💡✨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! 🪄✨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! 🎉 But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! 🤔🚀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a world of monsters and mishaps, 🧟‍♂️ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? 🙊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What 🕷️ has 18 legs, 🦟 can't escape, and 🏃‍♀️ runs away from?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎃🦆 On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? 🕊️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What did the teacher do at the beach? 🏖️ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! 🐳✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐻 What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a 🍦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? 😄🐾

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🏝️🖊️Aloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to ✈️ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? 🌴🌊