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eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? π€ Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! π» To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! ππ»π But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! π§ββοΈπ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π±What dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? π¨It's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-bright! Can you guess, without any stress? πΊThis riddle will surely keep you impressed!
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅οΈββοΈ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a π with no π, no π¦΅, and no π₯? I bet they've mastered the art of βοΈ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? π"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures π¦ flock to me? Is it because I'm a πsucker for attention?
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! π¬
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π³ Why does the forest sound like a party? π It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest πΆ emoji-filled secret?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, π Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! πͺοΈ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ππ₯
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight πΌ Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? πΈπ¬ With petals as lips, it never misses a chance πΊπ To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! ππ»
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! Gaze up high, and you'll see me shine, Guess what I am, it's riddle time! π€β¨
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a world of monsters and mishaps, π§ββοΈ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? π
