Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘📞What's a 🐘 doing in a 📞 booth? This 🤔elephant's got a 📞🤳 appointment! 🤣🐘

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥔 Which day does the potato dread? 🤔 It's the one where it's mashed and spread! 😱🥔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👹 What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? 🧙‍♂️ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on 🎃pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍦 Where can you learn to make ice cream? 🍨 This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! 🏰🧊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦵🦵What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! 🐔🦆🦅Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! 🤢💩So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? 🕺💃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦷 When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? 🤔 #WhosWrongHere

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕒 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was 🤕 "second" sick!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures 🦉 flock to me? Is it because I'm a 💉sucker for attention?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? 🤔 Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! 🐙🎈

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why can't skeletons play music? 🎶💀 Because they have no organs! 🎺🎸🎹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the frog join the gaming world? 🐸🎮 Hoping to find its favorite game!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👑 In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? 👑

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In December, I sparkle and glow ✨ But in other months, it's a no-show! 😄

Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔥 "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? 🤔 Prepare to be bamboozled! 😄" ❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎄 What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? 🌟 It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! 🎅🎁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤸‍♀️🤹‍♂️🍌 What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! 🍌🤹‍♂️🤸‍♀️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. 🏀🦷

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎵 "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" 🎵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥕☃️, 🍆☃️, 🥦☃️! What type of ❄️👃 went on?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the girl put 💄 on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌽I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just 🌽 all the more!🍎🍌🍇🍊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌹What did the farmer 🚜 give his wife 👩‍🌾 for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both 🥕heartwarming and 🧀cheesy!