eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? π΄π
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈππ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ππ§ββοΈπ
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Where can you learn to make ice cream? π¨ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! π°π§
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? π€£
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? π€‘π
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? βοΈπ§Ή It's not soap or water, that's just sly! π«π§Ό His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! π‘β¨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! πͺβ¨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! π But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! π€π
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ππ
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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅οΈββοΈ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a π with no π, no π¦΅, and no π₯? I bet they've mastered the art of βοΈ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? π"
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This riddle will entertain! ππ
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Why couldnβt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? π΄ββ οΈ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ποΈπΈ
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? π: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! πΆ #VeggieJokes
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? π¨ A spπ»π¦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! π¬
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? π€πΉβ€οΈ
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? π€ Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ππ
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the πΆ keep tripping? It's a π€pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a πΆββοΈruff time finding its πΎbalance!
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What is Draculaβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm π§‘ing it!"? π
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What do you call a worm with no teeth? π€ This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ππ
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do π put sunscreen before beach? π They don't want to peel! ππ
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¬οΈWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! π»π
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnβt feeling well?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the horse need a doctor? π΄π·
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Whatβs a batβs favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What's a bat's favorite pastime? π€ Hint: It's not just hanging around! ππΎβ¨
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ππ
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅ "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" π΅
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏοΈ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? π°π"
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" π₯
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?π¦π
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Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? π΄ββοΈπ€ It was just two-tired! π
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! π What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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What has an eye, but cannot see?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
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What do birds do on Halloween?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ¦ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? ποΈ
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉWhat did the farmer π give his wife π©βπΎ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both π₯heartwarming and π§cheesy!
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