Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟‍♂️💀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did 🥬 beat 🥕 in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the monster ask his sweetheart? 🤔👹❤️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎣 What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? 📚 Because they always catch a lot of 🐟 "book"worms! 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎢 What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! 🎠

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍽️ What kind of table can you have for dinner? 🤔❓ It's not just any table... it's a table with a 🚀! Guess the answer, if you're able! 😉✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? 🐾

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤸‍♀️🤹‍♂️🍌 What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! 🍌🤹‍♂️🤸‍♀️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦵🦵What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! 🐔🦆🦅Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! 🤢💩So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? 🕺💃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went 😄 "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a 🙊. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌳 Why does the forest sound like a party? 🎉 It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest 🎶 emoji-filled secret?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡Why was the clown crying? 🎭 Because he couldn't 🚫 find the 🤡punchline! 😂🥳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎃🦆 On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? 🕊️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? 🦃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘📞What's a 🐘 doing in a 📞 booth? This 🤔elephant's got a 📞🤳 appointment! 🤣🐘

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍗🍂 What aroma tickles your 👃 at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your 😋 and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? 🦃💨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. 🚓 "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" 🕊️ #FowlPlay

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧱Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?🧱 Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! 😄🏰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👹 What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? 🧙‍♂️ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on 🎃pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦟 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! 🚶‍♀️📞

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎅 What does Santa clean his sleigh with? ❄️🧹 It's not soap or water, that's just sly! 🚫🧼 His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! 💡✨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! 🪄✨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! 🎉 But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! 🤔🚀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do 🍌 put sunscreen before beach? 🌞 They don't want to peel! 😎🍌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚿Why did the 🦹‍♂️robber take a shower?🤔 To wash away his 👣footprints, leaving no 😎clues behind!🔍😅

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻Where do ghosts go for a swim?🌊 In a 👻ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! 😎👻

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕵️‍♀️ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a 🎓 with no 👐, no 🦵, and no 👥? I bet they've mastered the art of ✏️ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? 😉"