eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈππ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ππ§ββοΈπ
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, βοΈ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the π and wanting a break from the chilly weather! βοΈπ¦π΄
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅ "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" π΅
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? π: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! πΆ #VeggieJokes
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? π°ππββοΈ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! π§©π
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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ππ¦π¦
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! π€’π©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πΊπ
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do π put sunscreen before beach? π They don't want to peel! ππ
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What do you do if youβre a fan of Draculaβs?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? π± Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. π§΄π Now, can you crack this mystery? ππ
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? βοΈπ§Ή It's not soap or water, that's just sly! π«π§Ό His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! π‘β¨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! πͺβ¨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! π But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! π€π
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! π€ Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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Whatβs the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Whatβs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? π€π
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π°Hopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? π₯
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Why donβt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? π¦βοΈ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! ππ€£
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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πππ What does a π order for dinner?
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? πΎ
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What type of diet did the snowman go on?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯βοΈ, πβοΈ, π₯¦βοΈ! What type of βοΈπ went on?
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What is Draculaβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm π§‘ing it!"? π
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ππ
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π° To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the π© & conjure a carrot-scented β¨ or hypnotize it with a π°οΈ. Don't worry, no π were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? π
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?π¦π
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Whatβs a rabbitβs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππΆ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! πΆ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! π°π΅
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππWhat's a π doing in a π booth? This π€elephant's got a ππ€³ appointment! π€£π
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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ΈββοΈπ€ΉββοΈπ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! ππ€ΉββοΈπ€ΈββοΈ
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? π€‘π
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! π΄π
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! ππ€£
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Where does the witch park her broomstick? π Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! ππ§Ή
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? π€βοΈ
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Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? π
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