eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was π€ "second" sick!
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Why canβt skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? πΆπ Because they have no organs! πΊπΈπΉ
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π° To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the π© & conjure a carrot-scented β¨ or hypnotize it with a π°οΈ. Don't worry, no π were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? π
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏWhy did the π¦ΉββοΈrobber take a shower?π€ To wash away his π£footprints, leaving no πclues behind!ππ
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Why didnβt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? π€π The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! π Stay tuned for the punchline! ππ₯
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Whatβs a spiderβs favorite thing to do on a computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π·οΈπΈοΈ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? π±οΈπ·οΈ
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Whatβs a cannibalβs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ππ¦·
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? π»βοΈ They can't decide where to vote! π³οΈπ
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What dies but never lives?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, πΉ Like a plant, but no roots survive. π± Among the living, I'm the odd one out, π Guess what dies but never shouts? π€π
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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? π A hilarious riddle! π€ Can you spot the difference? π Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! π
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it scarefully clean! ππ§΄
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Tick-tock, don't be blind! π€ Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? π A riddle that'll blow your mind! π§ π₯ No time to waste, let's find! π΅οΈββοΈπ
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πβπ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! π₯π€£
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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! π To a place not so cozy, I fear. πͺοΈ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, π§Ή Off to a spot where things fly through the air! π¨
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? πΎπ
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" π₯
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Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, π π½ Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! π§ π But where, you ask, is this magical place? π€ π Where numbers and laughter embrace? π π½ Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile π π It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! π π So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ββοΈβ π‘ Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? π€ Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! π€ The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! βοΈ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! π© Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? π
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦· When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ππ
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, βοΈ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Where does the witch park her broomstick? π Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! ππ§Ή
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Whereβs a wallβs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§±Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?π§± Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ππ°
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What was the bankerβs favorite player on the football team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What player made the banker say π°π?
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Whatβs a rabbitβs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππΆ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! πΆ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! π°π΅
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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ππ¦π¦
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! π€’π©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πΊπ
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅ "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" π΅
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆββοΈWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! π€β¨
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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