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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:06 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?"
MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi."
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:40 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:52 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Angalia walichofanyiana hawa wanadoa, Kati ya huyu mme na mke nani zaidi?
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani nilifanya mapenzi na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako
Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:44 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enheeβ¦
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:09 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jambazi mmoja aliingia kanisani na bunduki akapiga risasi juu ya bati akasema "asiyempenda YESU atoke nje" wakatoka wote ispokuwa Mchungaji na Wazee wawili.
Kilichotokea baada ya mzungu na mbongo kukaa siti moja, bongo wasanii wengi
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:37 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake, Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha? Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana. Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini? Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.
Alichokifanya jamaa baada ya kuokota wallet yenye pesa za kumwaga
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:09 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station
"Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hiviβ¦"