Vituko vinavyoandikwa kwenye daladala
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Cheka kidogo: Majibu ya mhindi kwenye mtihani wa Kiswahili alipoambiwa ajibu methali
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Maswali ya kijinga yakijibiwa vizuri
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu mwanamke anavyomkomoa mme wake baada ya kumsaliti
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Mchaga mmoja kamtoa mke wake out mambo yakawa hivi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hapo sasa!! Ni shida!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:31 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu mtoto anachosema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ndege ya Tanzania
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hakuna siku mbaya maishani kama hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Biashara ambayo imefeli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Haya mapenzi jamani! Umewah kumpenda kwa kihivi??
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Darasa lolote lile halikosi watu kama hawa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sababu ya mke kupewa dawa badala ya mumewe
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dokta: Mama tumemchunguza mumeo kwa makini sana, jopo lote la madaktari tumekubaliana mumeo anahitaji mapumziko japo ya mwezi. Sasa tafadhali chukua hivi vidonge vya usingizi vitasaidia sana.
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Hii ndio ngoma droo kwa wanaume kati ya wanawake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU 'yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.
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Kilichonitokea leo baada ya kuona nungunungu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia nilivyookoa maisha ya mtu leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mchaga kazidi sasa, angalia anavyomfanya huyu mbuzi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.
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Mambo ya pesa haya..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:03 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu Jamaa bwana! Cheki anavyojibu sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mshahara usiobadilika
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:21 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jamaa amkomesha boss wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti wanadamu walikuja vipi duniani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maujanja ya kumkalisha mwanamme wako nyumbani weekend haya hapa
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Utani wa wahindi, cheka kidogo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:23 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu bibi kweli kiboko, cheki alichofanya akiwa na babu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Baada ya kumkuta mwanamme mwingine chumbani kwake na mke wake cheki huyu anachokifanya
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi, DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguoβ¦.
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Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!! Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:- ''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana⦠naomba nirudishwe!"
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Wadada lenu hili. Mimi sipo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Januari kweli ngumu, soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:41 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheka kidogo na wewe hapa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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