Soma alichokisema mlevi baada ya kukuta watu wakimpiga mwizi
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Ukimuona mbwa kwenye harusi hii ndiyo maana yake
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Tatizo la kukuta nywele kwenye chakula
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Nimeitoa sehemu
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Hii ndio ngoma droo kwa wanaume kati ya wanawake
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Je hili ni kweli kuhusu mpenzi maskini na Tajiri?
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Cheki kilichonipata sasa, ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
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Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na mtoto mmoja mkali baraa yaani ni mzuri sanaaaa, moyo ukanituma nimuimbishe mtoto akakubali kwamba nitafute siku tukae tuongee vizuri akasema nimpe namba yangu ya simu.
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Angalia huyu dada alivyoumbuka, Duh! Alijua haoni!!!
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Misemo 17 ya kuchekesha
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Huyu kashauzwa!! Angalia kilichomkuta sasa
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Duh! Hiki nacho chombo cha moto?
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Ni wazo tuu!
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana⦠naomba nirudishwe!"
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Cheka kidogo, angalia anachosema huyu mchaga
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Kichekesho cha mwalimu na wanafunzi
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Ex wangu kasema tukapime, cheki nilichifanya
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Huu ndio uhondo na raha ya kupanda daladala wajameni
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi 1. nitakupa 2. Atapewa mbele 3. Hujapewa mbele? 4. Utapewa nyuma 5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri 6. Ngoja isimame nikupe
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Unakumbuka hizi enzi za utoto?
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Hii dunia kweli haina haki, soma hii
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Baada ya kunitumia SMS usiku ikawa hiviβ¦.
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Wasichana wa leo
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Mlevi kazua tafrani, angalia alichokifanya hapa
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
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Hyuyu daktari ni noma, cheki anachokisema
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Huyu Jamaa kaona bora afe kuliko mke wake ajue Siri zake
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Mambo ya pesa haya..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:03 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kuwa single nao ugonjwa eh, cheki huyu alichokifanya
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Cha kufanya mpenzi wako akikuacha
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Hizi sifa zimezidi sasa
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Cheki hawa washikaji wanachokifanya baada ya kuvuta bangi, Bangi si mchezo
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Duh, Ukisikia ngoma droo ndio hii
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Kilichotokea baada ya kumdanganya mchungaji wangu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:28 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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