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Dogo: Bro naomba nitumie hela. Bro: Tumia tu mpaka uchoke. Dogo: Hujanielewa,nitumie hela.

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RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana ananificha, mi naita huu ni usaliti wa ndoa.

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Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau.

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Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,

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1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamilia….Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"

ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."

2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTA…Je rais wa kwanza wa
Tanzania aliitwaje?"
ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."

3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGE…Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"

ZUZU:"MELI."

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JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo. Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali", Wakapiga magoti…: MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake. MUME: Emen…

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Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm. Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na

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Mfugaji mmoja alikwenda kwa mfugaji mwenzake (ambae pia ni bwana mifugo wa eneo lao) asubuhi moja. Alipobisha hodi mtoto wa kiume wa umri upatao miaka 12 akamfungulia mlango. Mazungumzo yafuatayo yakafuatia:

Mkulima: Baba yako yupo?

Mtoto: Hapana Mzee, amekwenda mjini.

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