Sio kwa wivu huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mwizi kawezwa ki kwelii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Muda ambao unaweza kumzoea dingi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ungekua wewe ndio mama wa huyu mtoto ungemfanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Simu ilivyozua utata
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia walichofanyiana hawa wanadoa, Kati ya huyu mme na mke nani zaidi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani nilifanya mapenzi na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako
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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichomfamya huyu mwanafunzi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia nilichomjibu huyu kuhusu kabila langu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu panya wa tatu ni noma
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:03 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii mitoto mingine mijinga, cheki alichokifanya huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nilichokifanya wakati naangalia taarifa ya habari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU 'yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.
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Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu: Mambo Anna! Anna: Poa! Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyesheβ¦ Anna: Kitu gan? Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda) Anna: Haya nionyesheβ¦
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Angalia huyu mwanamke mwenye wivu kwa mumewe alivyoumbuka, Mme wake kamuweza kweli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
WIVU HUU NI NOMA
Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?
Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.
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Sasa Hawa wadada Wapo in Relationship Na Nan!!??
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana⦠naomba nirudishwe!"
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Duh. mjamzito ana kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wasichana wa leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:26 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ulishawahi kukutana na hii? Maana yake ni nini?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti ni kweli hii ni sababu wanaume wana Upendo Sana?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu polisi kitu alichonijibu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu house girl wa mzungu alichokifanya na anachokisema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:31 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichowakuta boss, mke wake na mfanyakazi wao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:47 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili boss asigundue. Mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine hivyo kuhisi kuna mchezo mchafu alihisi tu Bakari anahusika. Ilikua ni bahati tu alimvizia na kumbamba Bakari akichakachua wine, kwa kuwa mkewe alikua
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Haya mawazo ya huyu Mtu kuhusu Shetani ni kiboko
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kama simu yako ina wifi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:34 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nilichokifanya leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sababu ya girlfriend π§ kuniblock
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea? JAMAA: please beby forget me. MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi? JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me. MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.
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Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu mzee alichomfanyia muuzaji wa pharmacy
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:01 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee kaingia pharmacy,
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?β¦.Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka β¦majimaji yaliyomo kwenye
kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;
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Kilichotokea Leo mahakamani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia sababu ya mwanamme kubadili jina na Kuitwa jina la kike, hii dunia ina mambo kweli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:41 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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