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Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANAfriend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambai: MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor

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Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae akamwambia kwa ukali "Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo zako na……..

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Bangi si mchezo! Jamaa kaikoleza si ikamtuma avue nguo! Akavua nguo zote akaenda kwenye kioo, kujitazama akaona kama kavaa suti! then akaenda kama alivyo zaliwa kwa masela wenzake akawauliza vp suti imenikaa? Mvuta bangi mwenzie akamwambia "imekutoa kinyama ila tai umeifunga chini sana".

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Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.

Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng'ombe na mbusi ipi ngali?
Dereva: Ni ng'ombe ghali Masai.

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Mtoto: Mama, hivi kabla hujanizaa uliniona!? Mama: Hapana mwanangu sijakuona.

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto. MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?

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Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana." Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"

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Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,

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Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama;

JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona

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