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Shani
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Jan 20, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Joyce Aoko
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Jan 12, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Zulekha
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Jan 10, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Edward Lowassa
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Dec 3, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Nov 23, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Chum
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Masika
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 30, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 29, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nassor
Guest
May 29, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 28, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mhina
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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James Malima
Guest
May 18, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nyota
Guest
May 16, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Rahim
Guest
May 11, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 8, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 6, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Hashim
Guest
May 5, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 3, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 1, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
