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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Binti
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Salima
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Salum
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 29, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 20, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Khamis
Guest
May 19, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Tambwe
Guest
May 18, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 14, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 12, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 8, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Yahya
Guest
May 7, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 6, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Saidi
Guest
May 2, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 3, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 21, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 15, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 15, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 13, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 13, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 12, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 6, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 5, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 31, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
