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Husna
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Feb 5, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Azima
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Amina
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Raha
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Binti
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 28, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Fadhili
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Kiza
Guest
May 11, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 8, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 3, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 3, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
