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Mwajabu
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Feb 27, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Juma
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Amani
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Makame
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Warda
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Husna
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 30, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 28, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 24, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 16, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
