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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Issa
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Azima
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Makame
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Majid
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Salma
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 28, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 10, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 10, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 9, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Salima
Guest
May 7, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Omari
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 15, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 3, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 25, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 20, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 17, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 13, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
