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Michael Mboya
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Mar 22, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Farida
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Binti
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Asha
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Omar
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Makame
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Salma
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
May 31, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 28, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 14, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Khatib
Guest
May 13, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 12, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 7, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
