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Faith Kariuki
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Nov 24, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Jabir
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Nov 20, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Bahati
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Nov 17, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mary Sokoine
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Nov 9, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mwinyi
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Nov 8, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Miriam Mchome
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Nov 7, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Tabitha Okumu
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Nov 6, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Stephen Kangethe
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Oct 24, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Amir
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Oct 20, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Amani
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Monica Lissu
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Sep 23, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Rahim
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Sep 22, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Rose Mwinuka
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Sep 7, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Sep 3, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Shukuru
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Sep 1, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Binti
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Salum
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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David Kawawa
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Jun 15, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Maida
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 29, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Josephine
Guest
May 26, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Arifa
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May 21, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Robert Ndunguru
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May 16, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Amani
Guest
May 15, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 13, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Leila
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Apr 18, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mwachumu
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Apr 5, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
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Sumaya
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Mar 18, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
