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Sofia
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Nov 17, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Susan Wangari
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Nov 11, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Lydia Mutheu
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Nov 9, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Janet Mbithe
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Nov 5, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Ibrahim
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Nov 3, 2023
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Josephine Nduta
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Nov 2, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Benjamin Masanja
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Oct 19, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Mwinyi
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Oct 18, 2023
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Anthony Kariuki
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Oct 10, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Yusuf
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Jun 27, 2023
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Shani
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Benjamin Masanja
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Jun 8, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Leila
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Victor Kamau
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May 23, 2023
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Aziza
Guest
May 22, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 21, 2023
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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John Malisa
Guest
May 11, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 2, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 1, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Ramadhan
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Apr 29, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Umi
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Apr 19, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Habiba
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Apr 18, 2023
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
๐ So funny!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Maida
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Amir
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Raha
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Mar 8, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
๐ Perfect joke!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Mwanais
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Jan 3, 2023
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐