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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Omari
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Omari
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 25, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 12, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 9, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Binti
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Majid
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Binti
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Raha
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
