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James Mduma
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Sep 7, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Salma
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 25, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Yahya
Guest
May 24, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nassar
Guest
May 23, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 22, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Yusra
Guest
May 15, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Zubeida
Guest
May 9, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Salma
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Maida
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Omar
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
