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Elizabeth Mrema
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Sep 14, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Amina
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Nashon
Guest
May 29, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 27, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 18, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 17, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 15, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Zainab
Guest
May 15, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 14, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Raha
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Salima
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Husna
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Amir
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
