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Nora Lowassa
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Jan 6, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Raphael Okoth
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Jan 3, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwanakhamis
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Dec 18, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Daudi
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Dec 8, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Daudi
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Nov 27, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Amani
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mary Sokoine
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Nov 9, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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Issa
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Shani
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
May 30, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 26, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 21, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 19, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 14, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Salima
Guest
May 3, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mary Mrope
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Mar 17, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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George Tenga
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Mar 5, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
