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Bernard Oduor
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Oct 9, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Sep 23, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Saidi
Guest
May 26, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 25, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 15, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 13, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Sofia
Guest
May 10, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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George Tenga
Guest
May 6, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Leila
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Raha
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Salma
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Makame
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
