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Susan Wangari
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Sep 23, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 26, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 10, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Saidi
Guest
May 4, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Salima
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Wande
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Shani
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Farida
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
