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Daudi
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Oct 10, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Alex Nyamweya
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Oct 6, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Peter Otieno
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Sep 25, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Kheri
Guest
May 29, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 22, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Issack
Guest
May 19, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 8, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Khalifa
Guest
May 7, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Tambwe
Guest
May 4, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 3, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 1, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 1, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Omari
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Masika
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Omari
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Amani
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
