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Mwanais
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Aug 17, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Francis Mrope
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Aug 14, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Nancy Kabura
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Aug 14, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Mwachumu
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Aug 3, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jul 31, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Mary Njeri
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Jul 25, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Victor Mwalimu
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Jul 21, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
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Jul 17, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Linda Karimi
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Jul 15, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
๐ You got me!
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Zakia
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Jun 29, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Victor Malima
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Jun 20, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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Mchawi
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Jun 18, 2021
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Rabia
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Jun 17, 2021
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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Mwachumu
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Jun 8, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Halima
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Jun 5, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Jane Muthoni
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May 13, 2021
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Victor Sokoine
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May 8, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Zawadi
Guest
May 7, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 1, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
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Rose Kiwanga
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Apr 8, 2021
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I needed that!
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John Lissu
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Mar 31, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Shani
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Mar 27, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Janet Sumari
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Mar 27, 2021
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Mar 7, 2021
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Jane Muthoni
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Mar 3, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Raphael Okoth
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Mar 2, 2021
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Khatib
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Mar 1, 2021
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Agnes Sumaye
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Feb 28, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Nancy Kabura
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Feb 22, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Feb 21, 2021
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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Josephine Nekesa
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Jan 27, 2021
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jan 26, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Mgeni
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Jan 24, 2021
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Shani
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Jan 16, 2021
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Kiza
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Jan 14, 2021
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Nassor
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Dec 30, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Dec 29, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
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Zubeida
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Dec 24, 2020
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Christopher Oloo
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Dec 23, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Zawadi
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Dec 10, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Kiza
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Dec 7, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Nov 23, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Violet Mumo
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Nov 22, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Majid
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Nov 21, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
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Mwalimu
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Nov 20, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Alex Nyamweya
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Nov 14, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Edward Chepkoech
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Nov 7, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Nov 6, 2020
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Mwajabu
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Oct 28, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Sarafina
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Oct 23, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Latifa
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Oct 12, 2020
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค