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Saidi
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Jun 25, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jun 14, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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James Mduma
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Jun 12, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Khamis
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Jun 12, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Abdillah
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Jun 6, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Benjamin Masanja
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May 30, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Ahmed
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May 30, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Anna Mchome
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May 29, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Azima
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May 29, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Tabu
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May 24, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Lydia Mutheu
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May 8, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Janet Sumari
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May 6, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Charles Mchome
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Apr 24, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Maimuna
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Apr 23, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Wande
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Apr 23, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Agnes Njeri
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Apr 11, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Azima
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Apr 10, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Rose Lowassa
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Apr 10, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mwinyi
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Apr 6, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Margaret Mahiga
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Apr 2, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Halima
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Mar 28, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Charles Mboje
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Feb 10, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Patrick Akech
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Feb 8, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Raha
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Anna Sumari
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Jan 26, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Biashara
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Jan 18, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Maida
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Jan 17, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Michael Mboya
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Jan 17, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Samuel Omondi
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Jan 16, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Rahim
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Jan 15, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Rabia
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Jan 15, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Wilson Ombati
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Jan 13, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Lydia Mahiga
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Jan 6, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Betty Akinyi
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Jan 6, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jan 2, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Grace Mushi
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Jan 1, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Irene Makena
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Dec 24, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Omari
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Dec 5, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Dec 3, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Rose Amukowa
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Nov 30, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Miriam Mchome
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Nov 20, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Esther Nyambura
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Nov 19, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Richard Mulwa
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Nov 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Nov 2, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Khatib
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Nov 1, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Michael Onyango
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Oct 30, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Lydia Wanyama
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Oct 29, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Samuel Omondi
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Oct 25, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Rukia
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Oct 24, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Charles Mrope
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Oct 24, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Grace Majaliwa
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Oct 18, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Janet Mbithe
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Oct 16, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
