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Elizabeth Mrema
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Dec 9, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Nov 8, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 30, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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John Malisa
Guest
May 28, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 28, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Salum
Guest
May 28, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 22, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 20, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 9, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Ahmed
Guest
May 5, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Halima
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Azima
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
