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Salima
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Nov 20, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Amina
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Raha
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Binti
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Baridi
Guest
May 24, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 19, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 11, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 6, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 4, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 1, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Salima
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Maida
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
