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Nahida
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Salima
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Halima
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 24, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 14, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Rashid
Guest
May 12, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Salum
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Issack
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Salima
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
