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Nassar
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Oct 25, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Maida
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Issack
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Asha
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Asha
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Omari
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Shamim
Guest
May 30, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 21, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 10, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 5, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rehema
Guest
May 1, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
