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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Halima
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Leila
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Maida
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Maida
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Zulekha
Guest
May 30, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 20, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 19, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 15, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 13, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Makame
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Majid
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
