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Agnes Sumaye
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Jan 30, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Joseph Kitine
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Jan 22, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Raha
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Jan 18, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Selemani
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Jan 12, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Peter Mwambui
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Jan 3, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Zulekha
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Jan 3, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rukia
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Dec 31, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Fadhili
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Dec 28, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Binti
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Maneno
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Dec 18, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Chum
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mtumwa
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Oct 23, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Binti
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Sep 15, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Omar
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Maida
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Yusuf
Guest
May 27, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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John Mushi
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May 24, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Athumani
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May 20, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 12, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Brian Karanja
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Apr 25, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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Juma
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Khalifa
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Apr 6, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Abdullah
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Apr 3, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Robert Ndunguru
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Mar 24, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
