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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Amir
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Masika
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Asha
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Juma
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Asha
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Omari
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Omar
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 26, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 18, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 4, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
