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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Salma
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Husna
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Omari
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Raha
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mgeni
Guest
May 16, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Wande
Guest
May 11, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
