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Monica Lissu
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Mar 13, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Omari
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Farida
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Farida
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Binti
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Omari
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Amina
Guest
May 27, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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John Kamande
Guest
May 2, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 1, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nassar
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Feb 15, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
