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Stephen Amollo
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Feb 14, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Charles Mrope
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Feb 10, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Alex Nakitare
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Feb 8, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Warda
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Majid
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Farida
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rose Mwinuka
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Dec 18, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Binti
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 28, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Chiku
Guest
May 26, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Sofia
Guest
May 3, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Zakia
Guest
May 1, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
